A fresh new look for February

I've really been jealous of my friend Marie-Jeanne who is currently galavanting around my favourite city on the planet, New York City wanting to go on holiday lately. But being the broke Hillbillies that we are, a change will have to do. They tell me a change is as good as a holiday. So, here's to fabulous changes and a fresh new look in February.

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Seriously, I might love making changes to my blog, but this simply doesn't come close to a holiday. Sigh.

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What I wouldn't give for a bank account overflowing with dosh, and a private jet.

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Anybody want to buy my kidney? (Very overworked, caffeine-laden kidney, but still in good working order. A little wear and tear, but still worth a couple bob.)

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All offers welcome. Starting bid: 52 bucks.