Top 10 things that have not helped us to have a baby

10. Sex...
9. Reading books about how to have a baby...
8. Crying, bargaining, and begging...
7. Not drinking caffeine, not eating stinky cheese, etc...
6. Pillows under my butt...
5. Unsolicited advice from people who have no clue ...
4. Doctors ...
3. Lots of medical procedures ...
2. Having faith ...
and no 1: JUST RELAXING!